So I'm pretty sure I laugh non-stop at work on most days and it can almost entirely be a result of some of the crazy things that come out of Heather's mouth. I don't know where she gets some of the statements she makes or questions she asks, but man I'm glad she come up with them.
"Why can't I do reverse math?"
Baby carrots (she means baby corn)
"How do we have the same DNA in a girl and boy body?"
On not understanding why some roadways have 2 names (example: 76 is the Schuylkill Expressway or 676 is the Vine Street Expressway)..."That's like saying my name's Heather, but tomorrow call me Eve."
"Isn't there a dish that uses it though called bok chuey?" - on calling bok choy bok chuey
Ramsack (she means ransack)
"She wrote WWI, but I think she meant 9/11 and just typed it wrong." - on her sister bringing up WWI during a current political argument/discussion.
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